LJ Post 1212409

• Starting off Eurovision with some Eurovision related TV from 1TV. #
• I didn’t realise Germany’s entrant was a ‘merkin. #
• @Daniel_Baylis isn’t every month international masturbation month? #
• @duanebrown It’s never a rainy day when it’s Eurovision Day. #
• Just little over 30 minutes to go until #eurovision…. #
• @duanebrown I’ve not been home for a week or so, but it seems to be OK as I’m SSH’d in to my iMac. #
• @duanebrown so it’s safe to say my ‘leccy meter hasn’t run out! lol. Not feeling London though, to expensive and so many Americans. #
• @duanebrown I think I’ll stay put in Bristol, it’s an active city and I don’t have to sell a kidney to get parking. Newcastle is also #
• .. nice, yet Northern. #
• Kate Nash ois on BBC HD - I thought she vanished in to a big dark hole. Too bad she’s come back. #
• ZALGO HE COMES #eurovision #
• I swittched off BBC HD, the Norton needs to shush at performance time, watching Russian TV. @divaschematic #
• Dima’s wardrobe malifunction #eurovision #
• The russian host is lush. #eurovision #
• oh look he’s got some fire in his hand, it would be unfortunate if he set alight… #eurovision #
• israel isnt even europe, so why are they screetching on esc??? #eurovision #
• @divaschematic - maybe they finish with a bang? #
• @colmirl wait until next year. #
• Ah French originality, sounds like every other droll entry.. #eurovision #
• @divaschematic - she’s so noir she looks like a smackhead. #
• Sweeden looking and sounding like a man. And very white. #
• Yay Croatia! #
• @divaschematic, if I had a body like that I’d love myself too… #
• Oh dear it’s Portugal. #eurovision #
• I forgot what a bad LSD trip their stage looked like from the semi-finals. #eurovision #
• They’re all so happy, I bet they are on LSD #eurovision #
• And here comes the first glass of wine #eurovision. it’s fooking massheeve #
• And 43 years on and portugal still ain’t winning norton #eurovision #
• Oh here comes Iceland’s dolphin in the background…. #
• @divaschematic The credit crunch affects us all…. #
• Greece, so white, so handsome. #
• Bring on the moving floor. FYI by the voting my room will be spinning, so take that Greece. #
• NIPPLE NIPPLE NIPPLE NIPPLE #
• I mind of like this one, but there is a part of me that says no. #eurovision #
• This song is going to be played non-stop on MusicBox TV for the next year. #eurovision #
• @colmirl who cares, daddy is a russian billionaire… #
• This performance is out of the TATE MODERN. #
• @colmirl - the baltics take thier eurovision very seriously, this is like firing ping pong balls out your fanny at Wembley. #
• Based on the crowd reaction we might see Azerbijan hsoting #eurovision, if anybody can find the place…. #
• I kind of like Moldova, oh wait, that’s the wine talking… #
• @colmirl you and me we’ll do Moldova one weekend, cos I bet you’re right… #
• I still really like Malta. This is rather good. #
• I can’t believe we are now at the 10 left mark…. How did it go so fast? #
• This differs from the usual wild shite Estonia usually submits to #eurovision. It’s not right. #
• I just noticed there are people employed to wave torches in the audience, that’s one way to boulster the unemployment figure. Jobs through #
• Here comes Danish Ronan #
• If Ireland borrowed this wannabe twat they could have made it in to the final, humiliated, but in the final. #
• Here comes Germany’s American entry… #
• What is with that random man? #eurovision #
• @colmirl dum tak tak #
• Albania is gimp-tastic #eurovision #
• Why is this the #eurovision favourite? It’s pants. #
• Why aren’t we seeing more of this years hosts? #
• @colmirl she was trying to pull off Anthe’as bow off the inauguration. #
• There is always a special place in my heart for Ukraine, this is no exception #eurovision #
• That poor woman in blue, she’s on #eurovision and nobody will ever know. #
• @divaschematic the man that’s going to pull us some favourable votes me thinks #
• I really love elderly Eminem #
• @divaschematic - it’s all probably engineered by the swedes anyways… #
• @divaschematic - only the Russians would do something so brilliant and pointlessly expensive. Now we know where EUR29k of that 30k went… #
• @colmirl I just want to see that Sveltelius Whatshischopsus - he’s my hero. #
• Clearly only beautiful people live in russia. #eurovision #
• I’m really starting to wish I voted for Moldovia…. #
• @colmirl, Russia has form for doing that in previous years! #
• @colmirl I wonder if the losers will be carted off to Goulags. #
• Whats with the moisened bint? #
• OMG #
• That was the most amazing performance ever. Screw you china and your olympics. #
• While Graham is chatting to lloyd webber we’ve gone back to eurovision #
• So we got 10 points, that’s pretty much it right? #
• I always hated the belgians #
• @colmirl Yep dodgy maltian club. #
• We’re 2nd! lets kick some norwegan ass. #
• Bastard Germans#, spoiling our parade again. If it’s not air raids it’s eurovision. #
• damn you sweeden! #
• if iceland vote norway i’ll shag their economy. #
• bastard french! #
• that presenter off latvia is decent but he’ll have to die for those 2 points. #
• @colmirl Sexual. #
• @colmirl it’s not the shirt, it’s what is under it. #
• The more I hear that stupid Norwegan song the more I want to slap that face. #
• HOW IS NORWAY THE MOST POPULAR SONG IN EUROVISION HISTORY? #
• @colmirl Anything but bloody norway #
• Ireland has alot to answer for, so many better choices, but Iceland? ICELAND? #
• Yeah thats what norway thinks of Eurovision, he just broke the trophy. #

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