LJ Post 1335909

My tweets - Originally posted to LiveJournal

  • Wed, 20:04: If I don't make it home tonight avenge my death. PayPal is late on paying me and I'm running this car below the needle mark for empty.
  • Wed, 21:02: I can tell you on good authority that a suzuki grand vitara has a whole lot of leeway beyond that empty line. Like a tart's vag.
  • Wed, 22:47: OH MY GOD MY EYES! GET THEM OUT GET THEM OUT! http://j.mp/d5LlXg
  • Thu, 00:56: I got crop dusted by a dog. Not cool.
  • Thu, 01:51: Oh look the co-operative are re-using the irritating xmas adverts from last year.

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