LJ Post 299678

299678 - Originally posted to LiveJournal

_angelfuck has been added to the cult.

_angelfuck your cult introduction schedule is as follows:

Wednesday - 23.5 hour brainwashing session (includes free sandwiches and poisoned drink) Thursday - Cult day at McDonalds (9:00-9:10am) followed by fruit picking (9:15 to 00:00). Friday - Rituals (bring your own virgin). Saturday - Day of rest (08:15 to 08:16) followed by Recruitment (08:17 to 00:00)

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