Great way to welcome the fucking new year, smashing your head in to a set of cheap shit ikea drawers with fucking letal edged bits.
I now have not only a very large gash on my head but it’s starting to balloon up faster than Abi Titmuss can take off her knickers in a room full of footballers. I’m also getting a rather large headache too.
Cunt.
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