Dick Gottem P.I. bracara@jorts.horse

Grew up in Puzzle Bobble but graduated cum laude from Farmville and took a PhD dissertation on Candy Crush Saga (name of my uni). You can ask me anything and I'll misdirect you to the best of my abilities.

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